Mature Mormon Men

I love facebook ads.  For the most part, I just get ones for stores or makeup and the like.  The ones that I hate are for all the baby stuff, which are because I like pages regarding infertility.  Seriously, I think not being able to get pregnant would preclude you from ads for Pampers and Enfamil.

And then I get these little gems...

Another one geared towards an infertile woman.  Yeah, those are pretty standard.

The real diamond is Mature Mormon Men. 

Yes, I'm LDS.  I liked the pages for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and Mormon.org.

I don't know why I would need to meet "Handsome latter-day saints men near [me]." 

And let's face it.  That man is not Mormon.  A Mormon dating site would not feature a man wearing a Hanes undershirt that shows off a huge tattoo.  No good Mormon girl would go for that.  She wants a nice returned missionary who looks nice and clean cut.  Not to mention that tattoos are verboten and modesty rules in the LDS world. 

This is what a woman expects from a single adult man.

Not the Google image of some generic "sexy" guy. 

Speaking of Google image, my search results for "return missionary" returned a lot of shirtless men.  Not kosher.